Saturday, March 26, 2011

Imposing My Will

My backers are displeased with America's latest imperialistic crusade. Sadly, the arrogant USA is immune to proper diplomacy. In the past, America could rely on its economic and military might to disregard the world's objections. This is, I am pleased to say, is changing though.

Most recently, my backers attempted to persuade the USA to end hostilities. When, words inevitably failed, it was decided that I, Super Svetlana, would provide a more...direct warning. This I was all too happy to do!

Words cannot describe the intense pride I felt as I flew 1000's of kilometers in mere moments. Clouds all around me, and land masses below, all stream by me...so exhilerating! I knew during this flight that no where on the planet is safe from me...

My uniform consisting of a tight fitting pair of shorts and top, boldly displayed my nation's symbol and colors. While part of me wishes to be the only super human forever, I cannot help but imagine what an army of such unstoppable women could accomplish! Think! 100's...no 1000's of Russian girls like myself blanketing the Earth in our shadows! I digress though.

As I approach the so called No-Fly-Zone, my super enhanced senses absorb all. I see every aircraft...every ship...every missile. I hear every radio communication, not to mention the chatter of every man within miles. From my godly perspective, this western alliance of armies seems quite puny. I do not boast, but it would be a child's play for me to end this American led military farce in mere minutes...SUCH IS THE POWER OF SUPER SVETLANA.

On this day though, I am only to prove a point...and serve a warning. Of course, the American F-15 was felled by me. Your government and media will not speak the truth. They spin lies of engine failure, but in reality, the American military knows that it was a Russian Super Woman responsible for this event. Mmmmmmm and it felt SO good.

The pride of USA technology overtaken by the speed of a single woman. I waited in its path...trying to look casual, but inside of me, excitement and adreniline of a volcano surged through my body. Even if it flew fast, the jet seemed so slow and cumbersome. This would be the first true test of my super abilities, yet I felt confident in success. Indeed, all I had to do was emit a beam of heat from my eyes, and the plane bursts into flame. So simple...so effective. Just like that I defeat this American war machine! MY POWER is ABSOLUTE!

Now, thanks to my efforts, the USA is in such a hurry to end its imperialistic crusade. How impudent they must feel now...HAHAHAHAHA!

2 comments:

  1. *bows* Woah that was you Богина? Explains how burnt it appeared on the news.. xD

    And you flew about 3000 km in seconds? 0__0 Take airliners just under 5 hours.. xD

    Even assuming it took you 10 seconds to reach libya.. thats 300km/second.. 1,080,000km per hour.. so 2 minutes to go all around the world..

    So that means you at least travelled at Mach 881 (3 times the speed of light).. and I'm guessing you weren't even trying hard to fly..?

    Must admit.. I'm intimidated by just how powerful you are Goddess.. *bows*

    Are you going provide Nato a similar warning..?

    Kamel

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  2. Mmmm, more important to provide the world a warning. You're being too kind.

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