Allow me to introduce myself, I am Svetlana. Unfortunately for you, the silly little piece of fluff who previously ran this blog has been...removed. For many months I have read the nonsensical musings of the so called Japanese super girl. With each passing week, I found myself consumed by ever greater rage. Why, I would ask, is that girl blessed with such amazing gifts?
To make this short, over the past year, I (along with some interested "friends") devised away to make Ayami's powers...MINE. Once we discovered the means to transfer the super abilities, all that remained was to find this undeserving little strumpet. Mission complete.
Now, the former Super Ayami is once again a powerless, pathetic girl. While I...I Svetlana have become the ultimate power on this planet! In the coming months, and as I feel the interest to, there will be changes made in this blog. No more cute and adoreable graphics. No more infuriating details of shopping trips. No more talk of cute guys.
Also, while I may originate from the mightiest nation on Earth: Russia, I have an adequate understanding of English. In time, this will not be an issue because I have all intentions of making Russian the world's official language. That is correct my slaves...you WILL be learning MY language very soon. Until that time, enjoy your soon to be extinct freedoms.
SUPER Svetlana
(As my gift to you, feel free to lust after me)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
ReplyDeleteBring Super Ayami back!
0_o woah..
ReplyDeleteWell *bows* Hello to our new Goddess Svetlana (Богина in Russian, yes?).. I for one welcome our new overlady..
Was it you who took out 'Uberlolita' too..?
What plans do you have for us..?
And what are you thinking of wearing when you unveil yourself to the world..?
*bows*
Kamel..
An adoring insect...how amusing. My plan: I will do as I please. If that includes holding this world under my thumb, then so be it.
ReplyDeleteIt appears that you have accepted me as your God. That is good. Continue your slavish devotions, and you will do well in my eventual new world order.
What will I wear? Puny microbes like you should worry about what I will do to this world, rather than what my clothes shall be. You are lucky though, because I am in a generous mood. The picture to the above right is my typical attire. You may dream of me and my body now...I allow it.
*bows* Forgive me for going above my station Богина, you are too kind.. I must admit I half imagined you in a catsuit with gloves so you'd never have to touch any of us pathetic men ever again.. XD
ReplyDeleteSo, if you don't mind me asking, are you planning on ripping this world (and us men) 'a new one'.. xD
*bows*
Thank you for your time Goddess..
Kamel